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Don’t mind me – I’m just trying out a GIF creator I found.
How are we supposed to play boules in these conditions, Scooby?
I happened to glance down at my “Who to Follow” list whilst on Twitter this morning. It suggested I add someone called James Arthur. I wouldn’t normally give these things a second glance, but James Arthur had a verified account and was obviously someone who Twitter believed held some sort of social standing. So I checked his account. As of this morning, Mr Arthur had 1,848,471 followers. So I tweeted about discovering this seemingly famous person who I’d never heard of:
My recommendations suggest I follow someone called James Arthur. He currently has 1,848,471 followers. Not a clue who he is.
— Adam Johnson (@amjohnno) May 26, 2013
I still had no idea, so I did the normal thing of Googling him. Apparently he won The X Factor (a fact confirmed by some of my own followers). Now, the fact that I don’t watch the show wouldn’t ordinarily mean that I wouldn’t have heard of one of the contestants. After all, they tend to be everywhere after a win like that, with their songs in the charts, their names in the media, and their faces splashed all over billboards. But no, this guy had simply never appeared on my radar.
And that’s absolutely fine, as I’m quite sure his music wouldn’t be to my taste. I was in short trousers the last time I cared who was at number one in the charts. But even on the apparently weak viewing figures of the last series, The X Factor was pulling in an average of almost 10 million pairs of eyes each week. Which obviously sounds like quite a lot of people. But that still means that almost 53 million people in the UK decided not to watch it – over five sixths of the population.
Clearly some of those people will have heard of him since though, with many picking up his songs on the radio and his face in the newspaper. So his standing increases and more and more people who have never heard of him will start to take his image, music and musings into their collective consciousness. And again, that’s absolutely fine.

James Arthur – the chap I’ve never heard of (source)
By now you may be wondering where I’m heading with this. Well, I can see how the winner of a singing contest viewed by 10 million people might come to be fairly powerful in certain quarters. He could become very useful for advertising, for example, should he maintain his celebrity for a decent length of time. I’m sure he might also be asked to make further appearances on other TV shows to help pull in the viewers. All fine.
But what of the other people we continually see on TV? The people who appear in shows without the viewership of a flagship Saturday show, but who somehow manage to be everywhere? Shows like The Only Way is Essex, whose stars seem to be omnipresent at times. They appear on panel shows, in advertising, in newspapers and magazines. If the media are to be believed, they permeate our entire society and we should hold them in high regard.
Let’s have a look at those viewing figures though. Aside from a slight jump in the third series, TOWIE pulls in an average of just 1.5 million viewers per show over its eight series on ITV2. That’s just 1 in 42 people watching the show, yet these people are everywhere. They are fawned over by certain sections of the media and allowed to have a voice which is ill-deserved.
Perhaps it’s just me. Maybe I’m the only one who doesn’t understand the ever-increasing pull of the celebrity, which is held in such high regard above real achievement. The celebrity who is picked apart for being vacuous and dimwitted by many who see them, but often regarded as role models by younger viewers, whose worlds become filled with this absolutely nonsense.
As I said though, perhaps it is just me. I’m in my 30′s now and I’m clearly not the target audience for this sort of thing. But isn’t it all just a little depressing that we all have to put up with these people?

Although I told myself I wouldn’t do it, no new father with a blog can possibly refrain from writing a post about his new daughter. You can fight it all you like, there will come a point when the urge to put finger to touchscreen keyboard becomes too great. This is my time.
As I sit on a train home from Birmingham, I have come to realise how great a part of my life has now suddenly become baby-related. Admittedly, there was a nine month period when things were decidedly different from before, but there’s nothing which can prepare you for what’s to come.
Oddly, it’s not the sleepless nights, which haven’t been too bothersome. In truth, it’s quite nice to get up in the middle of the night to break things up with a cup of tea. There have even been a couple of occasions so far when I’ve woken at 2am for a feed and simply not bothered going back to bed, feeling no ill effects the following day.
One of the major differences I’ve noticed in the three weeks since I became a dad is how unfazed I now am by the site of poo. I can see it, smell it, clean it, get it on my hands and generally dispose of it without a care. Sick is pretty much the same. Odd.
I’m also struck by the fact that I don’t see my daughter as a baby. A strange statement, I know, but I look at other people’s children and see a “baby” – a squishy-faced faeces factory. I look at my own daughter and see a small person, with tiny human features and a personality of her own.
I also miss her more than I could have imagined. I’ve been away from home since 6:15 this morning, and I can’t wait to get back to pick her up, see if her features have changed (as they do on a daily basis), and see what little achievements she has accomplished since I left the house. It’s all very strange.
These last three weeks seem to have lasted a lifetime already. But they’ve been the greatest three weeks of my life, and there’ll be so much more to come.
It must be nice to be a baby.
Probably not much fun for her, but baby Lily’s hiccups are amusing to Daddy nonetheless!
Here’s my gorgeous baby girl, Lily Hannah Johnson, born today at 6:35pm. She weighed 6lbs 8oz.

I’ve spent the weekend on my own. It’s been quite some time since I’ve just had my own thoughts for company for such a long period, and it’s made me realise something. I’m absolutely terrible to myself when I’m on my own.
It’s been an excuse for excess. For knocking back bottles of wine and treating myself to the unholiest of junk foods. It’s been a time of sitting on my backside, simply waiting for things to happen. And when they don’t, it’s back on the awful, ready-cooked crap.
So, it seems that being left to my own devises isn’t generally a good idea. But thankfully it only happens once in a blue moon.
Over the weekend I’ve changed my hosts for the blog. I decided to switch from self-hosting to a domain linked to a WordPress.com account. My reasons are multiple, but mainly it’s because it’ll be a lot cheaper. It won’t mean much difference to the few visitors I have, but if you have subscribed to my feed, it may either have disappeared or it may even have reposted everything to your reader. Apologies either way!
After the laziness of yesterday, we decided to head out for a walk. We had heard of some stone circles near Blackwaterfoot on the other side of the island, so we set out along the String Road from Brodick. It turns out there’s even more stunning scenery driving that way too! We caught sight of an eagle on a bridge we crossed, although it was gone by the time we’d double-backed to get a photo.
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